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Dear Tree on the side of the road

Dear tree on the side of the road,

I noticed you as I walked by with my bear Juicy stapled to my hip. I wondered what you might have been thinking when you suddenly snapped and broke in half. You fell hard. How badly did that hurt. Do you still hurt? The sound of you breaking reminded me of when I ripped Juicy's head off.

I have a confession to make. I was getting hot having juicy stapled to my shirt, so I went ahead and took part of your limb to act as a shade. I have already buried it in the backyard. Juicy was in there with it for a while, but I dug him out soon after.

~me

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